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noun; a sexual act wherein one person defecates into the other's mouth and then immediately ejaculates into it creating a feces-semen sludge.

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by Candlejack June 9, 2007

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by TheFooz May 27, 2013

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The act of ejaculating in your partners ear canal (usually after pulling out while getting oral sex)while wearing a hot pink fannypack and then locking your partner outside of the house on a cold day.

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by Pink Princess June 16, 2006

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