The Rashomon effect is the effect of the subjectivity of perception on recollection, by which observers of an event are able to produce substantially different but equally plausible accounts of it
The word Rashomon was put into context after the movie "Rashomon" made in 1950.
Rashmonkey is a canadian name for a women who has to much experience with STD's.. she typically enjoys spreading them and informing her victims after mailing them scabs of her most recent exploits.. these types are usually found locked in their rooms dreaming of snacks and ways to hide developing cold sores on both her mouth and private regions
Q -Hey what's is that bump from down there
A - idk.. It developed after hanging out with rashmonkey!!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.