Rares Moment 

To say something that makes no sense and is incredibly false.
Realizing something 10 minutes after everyone denied it and said the opposite.

Person 1 : Yo your account got hacked.
Person 2 : No it isn't, i play on it right now.
*After 10 minutes*
Person 2 : Oh wait, i got logged out and I'm playing as guest. I really got hacked...
(Person 2 had a "Rares Moment" of realizing)

Person 3 : We need to decorate the class tomorrow for the 8th Graders, the other class will decorate for the 9th Graders.
Everyone else : You stupid, everyone decorates both classes.
Person 3 : No, y'all wrong.
*After 10 minutes*
Person 3 : Wait, it really everyone decorates both classes...
(Person 3 had a "Rares Moment" of saying false things)

Rares Moment by ArkeOfficial_ June 7, 2021

Rare high moment 

I have no idea wtf this actually means but I hear it a lot on 2fort servers.

Demoman: *Dies from trolldier in 2fort*
Trolldier: *Hits the Schadenfreude*

Game chat:

The crusty brinkstruck (trolldier): Rare high moment
Demoman: MEDIC!

"Bro what the actual fuck does 'rare high moment' actually mean?"

"Not a fuckin' clue cunt."

Rare high moment by Poseidon poop June 15, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016