Rapture Fuck

When you're fucking and the rapture occurs right when you climax.

*As heard on The A to Z Show, Episode 39.

Zach: Oh man, I totally had a rapture fuck on May 21st!
AC: What do you mean?
Zach: I was fucking and right when I came, the heavens open up like Ahhhh (angel voice) and my cum shot like a geyser!
AC: No way, dude! Is that where that flood came from?
Zach: Totally! My cum flooded the Earth and Noah and the Ark rose up and repopulated a new Earth, bathed in my cum.
AC: Man, I can't wait to have a rapture fuck of my own!

by The-A-to-Z-Show August 7, 2011

Fucking rupture

To get very angry, angry enough to have a hernia or have a vital organ explode inside your body.

Dude, I had to bust a goat in the Starbucks toilet just before the cleaning guy came in. When he came back out he looked like he was gonna have a fucking rupture.

by Findlaybob December 4, 2009