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Rappin' for Jesus 

this 2013 video was created on January 15. It shows what looks like a 90's video from a vs tape but theres a whole different story behind it. this video was supposedly made from brain spinney when he was in highschool. But thats just what they want you to believe in this viral meme. this video has a website link to a church. it said it has closed in 2004 but the site was made in 2013. the video uses a stock photo from 2012. theres no church by the name of what it says. on whitelist nobody is named the actors that were in the video. this was a planned viral hit.

anyways jesus christ is my n-
Rappin' for Jesus: am i real
person: no
Words you can keep

Rappin' for Jesus 

A popular song made by Pastor Jim Colerick and Mary Sue Colerick who most likely fucks the people in his church but Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth
I wanna teach kids the Christian truth
If you wanna reach those kids on the street
Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat
I gave my sermon an urban kick
My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick
My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger
That's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga
Oooooooo
He's a life-changer, miracle-arranger
Born to the virgin mom in a manger
Water to wine, he's a drink exchanger
And he died for your sins
I preach the word, that's my gig
And I rhyme better than Notorious BIG
Other emcees, I wish them well
But if you live in sin, you burn in hell
Now I'ma pass the mic to my lovely wife
She's a fly emcee and the light of my life
So to bust a rhyme without further ado
Take it away, Mary Sue!
Jesus Christ is my nigga
I am officially a Rappin' for Jesus Christian

Rappin’ For Jesus 

A American song to encourage Highschool kids to be Christian, you might know it for:
“That’s Why Jesus Christ is my {N-Word}”
Highschool Kid: *Does absolutely nothing*

The Christian dudes: Listen to Rappin’ For Jesus
Rappin’ For Jesus by Markalius February 5, 2020

rapin for jesus

Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth
I wanna teach kids the Christian truth
If you wanna reach those kids on the street
Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat
I gave my sermon an urban kick
My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick
My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger
That's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga (rapin for Jesus)
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