Raper Van 

(n.) a large, windowless van, usually white. Resembles a van a kidnapper, pedo,or rapist would use to transport their victims or drive around in.

His new car looks like a raper van... Nobody in their right mind will ever want to get into that car with him!

Raper Van by ElizaZee January 24, 2013

Raper Van 

A Big Van that looks like someone could get raped in. and opens in the back so as you could shove someone in.

A White Plumbing Van

Person 1: 'hey did you see that raper van?'
Person 2: 'I saw a raper van that looked ten times worse yesterday'

Raper Van by downpour. October 4, 2009

Raper Van 

A beverage of the alcoholic varity which upon consumption makes you fuckified. Recipe: Tequila, Sprite, orange juice, lemon juice, and red food coloring.

Yeah man, I had a raper van last night, and that's the last thing i remember.

Raper Van by panic.button January 9, 2011

rape van 

A certain type of van with no windows on the sides, usually from the 70's or 80's, and in poor asthetic condition. Implies that it is the type of ride often chosen by a rapist.

"How's Tony gonna pick up any trim driving around in that damn rape van!"

rape van by titmouse August 1, 2006

Statutory Rape Van 

A small white van without windows, Like a Ford Transit Connect or a Nissan Nv200. It’s not a real van, its kinda like one though.

Mike got a Statutory Rape Van to take home from work. It won’t even carry all of his tools.

Statutory Rape Van by Meatzandcheez July 26, 2018

florida rape van 

vehicle used by MAGA Bomber in the sunshine state.

recent MAGA bomber Cletus adorned his white florida rape van with MAGA stickers and hillary sucks memes hoping to avoid detection by local police.

florida rape van by Uncle Joosie October 26, 2018

raped van 

Simular to rapist van, the raped can is when a van is sitting in a parking lot and a FAT man "rino" rapes the van.
this shit geos down in ohio

1 .damn that rhino got rapped, a raped van. damn.
2. OMGF NIGGE(no hard r) IS THAT A RAPED VAN?
3. adamn smasher, rapes the underage rihno (raped van)

raped van by adamns rapist December 28, 2022