Rape gaze 

When someone on g+ posts a non smiling, deer in headlights pic to get you to look at them...usually sexually.

Me: +Matt Makowsky you're a creeper.

MM: no, that's just my rape gaze.

Rape gaze by Candyqtpie March 26, 2013

gaze rape

When someone holds eye contact too intensely for too long and you walk away feeling violated.

"He wouldn't keep eye contact with me"
"Well, it's understandable. You're known for your gaze rape"

gaze rape by bowtheif September 14, 2016

gazer rape 

When a man (any man) looks at woman (any woman) for any reason he is committing gazer rape. Gazer rape is the unwanted regard of a male who is obviously imagining having sexual intercourse with the woman. Many women consider gazer rape to be as violent and harmful as physical rape. The only known defences against gazer rape are forced blindness or covering oneself from head to toe in a shapeless garb. Note that the cover option is neither controversial nor oppressive: several hundreds of millions of women worldwide willingly embrace such clothing to avoid gazer rape.

Her: Officer, he gazer raped me!
Officer: But he's blind.
Her: Yes. Now he is.

gazer rape by Azuxaekzixael November 29, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022