Randy Orton

A young wrestler who is constantly improving in the ring. He was a great heel and then he became a horrible face. He's a heel again, so all is right in the world.
Randy Orton is entertaining as a heel, but I can't stand him as a face. Now I hope he kicks Undertaker's ass.
by jimbo March 26, 2005
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To be really cool, and then suddenyl turn "not cool".

Comes from WWE Superstar Randy Orton, who used to be a badass heel and have some decent matches. But since his un-deserved Heavyweight Title reign, he started to have lame matches and have some really suckass matches.
Did you see Larry? Look at that Orton. He used to be so cool. But now that he hit the Panama Red, he's less cool.
by Jon January 18, 2005
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A dumbshit wrestler who sucks off Triple H and Ric Flair while Batista nails him in the ass
see butt fucker, butt brigade
Randy Orton gets gangbanged by Evolution after RAW every week!
by King Slim August 11, 2004
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A person that gets an undeserved push into the main event, despite the fact that he has no mic skills, mediocre wrestling skills, and no charisma. I nicknamed him Blandy Orton.

If you want to cure your insomnia, you can see Blandy Orton every Monday on RAW (AKA: the "how far will the WWE go to get Orton a reaction" show)
Here are two examples of classic Blandy Orton promos:

"I'm going to start what I finished" - (January 13, 2004)

"Jericho, you...you...have a big mouth!" (May 24, 2004)
by Danny March 13, 2005
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A untalented wreslter who can't wrestle for crap. Whishes he was as good as everyone else. In a non staged acutall match Benoit would beat the holy shit out of him. BTW Orton fans.....13-0 ;)
Orton: I am a legend killer!!

Foley: You can meet me in the parking lot after tonights show is over so we can settle this.
Undertaker: You can wrestle for shit
by Tyler April 05, 2005
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The Hottest wrestler in the wwe today
And a damn good wrestler
He has managed to beat other wrestlers constantly when nobody thought he would
by Randy_Orton_is_sexy July 06, 2005
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lol whoever said Randy Orton sux, now you are probably feeling stupid because everybody likes him now, but I don't have to worry about that because I have always loved him even when he was a heel;)
omg, I was doing my math homework and there were 20 questions and if you get 3 wrong then you have to start over and I had already gotten 2 wrong, then I was on the last one and I got it wrong:-|
by Mandy Orton September 27, 2004
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