Randegoon is a verb that is used when an individual wants to engage in crab rangoon randevu relations with another individual sharing the same love for crab rangoon.
Example: You go to dinner at a local Chinese buffet. While you are reaching for a crab rangoon with your tongs, you touch tongs with your crab rangoon soulmate. You then randevu with the crab rangoon.
Susy: “Oh my god, you share the same love for crab rangoon as me? We should elope on a randegoon!”
Jacob: “I want to impregnate you.”
When a person is close to ejaculating in the missionary position and then they spins around and ejaculates on their partners face face while standing above their partner, and then they stick their penis back in the hole they were penetrating.
"dude, when I was fucking Stacy, I gave her a Dirty Randezook."
-"What the hell is wrong with you?"
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.