Randegoon is a verb that is used when an individual wants to engage in crab rangoon randevu relations with another individual sharing the same love for crab rangoon.
Example: You go to dinner at a local Chinese buffet. While you are reaching for a crab rangoon with your tongs, you touch tongs with your crab rangoon soulmate. You then randevu with the crab rangoon.
Susy: “Oh my god, you share the same love for crab rangoon as me? We should elope on a randegoon!”
Jacob: “I want to impregnate you.”
When a person is close to ejaculating in the missionary position and then they spins around and ejaculates on their partners face face while standing above their partner, and then they stick their penis back in the hole they were penetrating.
"dude, when I was fuckingStacy, I gave her a Dirty Randezook."
-"What the hell is wrong with you?"
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.