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Madera Ranchos 

A small town in between Fresno and Madera sometimes referred to as "The Chos". Basically everyone knows each other so rumors/gossip spread at lightening speed. Most kids complain about how they can't wait to get out of the Ranchos only to miss it when they leave. There isn't much to do except to T.P. your friends house, go mud bogging in an empty lot or field somewhere or take the 10 minute drive into Fresno. All in all it's a pretty sweet place to live and the people there are, for the most part, good people.
Person A "Yeah, I'm from the Madera Ranchos"
Person B "Whats that?"
Person A "Ugh.. its in between Madera and Fresno."
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"We went to TP Larry's house last night but we woke up his dad so called the sheriff, came out with his shotgun and they both chased us around the Chos all night!"
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Person A "Did you hear Matt had sex with John's mom?"
Person B "Yeah, I've heard that from 5 different people already."
Person A "But that just happened an hour ago!"
Person B "That's the Chos for ya"
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Rancho Cordova 

Rancho Cordova nicknamed “Da Cho” is a low class suburb about 14 minutes East of Sacramento with ghetto ass people smoking blunts and drinking 40s scattered everywhere. Rancho Cordova has a crime rate that is higher than 66% of the state's cities and towns of all sizes. Rancho Cordova is territory of the East Side Piru Street Gang, the most active streets/neighborhoods include Lincoln Village, Coloma Rd, West La Loma, White Rock, Folsom Blvd, and Dawes St, Rancho Cordova also serves as a Russian-Ukranian Mafia Hub for illegal activities. Local rappers like Liltrev and Cellyru gave the East Side/Rancho Cordova fame.
I’m a real east side nigga I ain’t from Rancho Cordova I’m from Da Cho
Rancho Cordova by FrontoMan💯 November 12, 2020

Ranchovision 

RanchoVision :A widespread and contagious ailment found in male students attending Rancho High School. The condition usually starts at the moment the male student steps foot on campus. The interpretation and standards regarding the physical attractiveness in women drops dramatically, causing every female individual to be “hot”, “cute”, "good looking", or "not bad".

For example, prior to “RanchoVision”, a female is rated 5/10 in attractiveness. When “Rancho Vision” is present, the same female is rated 10/10
Trevor: "Bro did you see that girl?"
Luis: "She's not even cute, bro you must being suffering from Ranchovision."
Trevor: "You're right man let's go ride by Palo"
Ranchovision by ARanchoStudent June 28, 2012

Rancho Relaxo 

n. A psychological place of mental relaxation.
variant: Rancho: v. To relax
1. I had a hard week of work; I'm going to rancho relaxo tonight.
2. You need to rancho right now!
Rancho Relaxo by mattosbueno December 17, 2008

Rancho Bernardo 

A city located within "the bubble." A place where lots of old retired people live. Broomstickings and thong checkings are encouraged at RBHS. The rich people live in the trails and the only thing open past ten is the rite aid in the neighboring town of CMR.
alex trebec: where does the largest population of old people in the US like to hang out?
contestant: what is the VONS in RB
Rancho Bernardo by Alex J February 27, 2005

rancho santa fe 

where all the rich people live down in southern california.
All anyone can see is forest and house gates. A person can never see any houses there because their driveways are so long.
person1: where'd ya go trick or treatin?
person2: rancho santa fe
person1: was it good?
person2 : no because everyone's property was so big it took 10 minutes just to walk to another house's door.
rancho santa fe by Victor2 November 18, 2004

Rancho San Diego 

A new suburb separating itself from the ghetto and the country. Home to Snobhalla and Rancho Ragers. The perfect distance from downtown, the beach, and the mountains. Mostly filled with white people or chaldeans racing around in their mercedes. Its the trendy thing to say you hate rancho, but those are the words of the spoiled children laying out in the beautiful weather and playing golf all day who don't exactly have enough brain power to entertain themselves.
I live in Rancho San Diego, not Rancho Bernanrdo and NOT Rancho Santa Fe