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A japanese form of torture, using a garden tool to supply life-force energy.
I'm going to rakey you so hard, you won't be able to feel your eyebrows.
Rakey by Keannacakes January 2, 2011
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When someone's being a spastic or doing spastic 'rackey' things
Stop being so fucking rakey

Fucking rake

You look like such a mug rn u rake
Rakey by Banks111 August 22, 2017
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This is a silly word that could be used to save you in many unwanted, awkward, hostile situations to lighten the mood and give a genuine sense of humor.

Imagine this, you're arguing with your boyfriend, your mid fight and someone's yelling "what the f*** is wrong with you" and the other person just says "I don't know. I'm just rakey!" What would u say? I would laugh my ass off. I tried it the other day in an argument with my mom. She was like what is wrong with you? Do you not think?? I replied with "I don't know mom maybe I'm just rakey " long story short she didn't get it at first but she ended up laughing when anything she said I replied with "Rakey. " Defiantly thought I should let the world know of this funny word that's quite versatile and can be used in almost any sentence.
Rakey by B❤️ January 11, 2020
n. The end of the rake used for raking, not the pole end.

v. To anally attack using a rake, but not the pole end, the 'rakey-end'
"I'll rakey-end your mom!!"
Rakey-End by Tomato April 5, 2005

RakeStepping 

RakeStepping is the where a person or company keeps making the wrong decision no matter what they do.

The term was created by Ricky and Eliot at Internet Today and was used on an episode of News Dump. The term comes from the Simpsons Episode "Cape of Feare" when which Sideshow Bob keeps sanding on rakes no matter what turn he makes.
Oh man Trump keeps on RakeStepping; everything that man does is the wrong decision.
RakeStepping by Rjf4590 July 12, 2020

rake yohn 

A rake Yoan. Brother of Shovel Yohn.
Rakeyohn is the man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rake yohn by fuCKY December 5, 2003

rake yohn 

Oh shit, I just watched CNN... Fuck, man, that fuckin' Rake Yohn is even sicker than I thought.
I hated Rake Yohn before all of this, but now I hate him even more. If I ever see him, I'll beat the shit out of him.
rake yohn by mom mom's blues March 23, 2004
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
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