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Rabbi's Handshake 

When you're a Jewish Prophet but you need to nut bad so you give yourself a handy since you can't let any of the dirty heathens touch your holy trinity.
Peter walked in on the Lord Savior, Jesus of Nazareth, preforming a divine Rabbi's Handshake with his wooden cross.
Rabbi's Handshake by Orgasmic Crouton September 22, 2017

rabbi's tout 

Pulling your pud inside your loose basketball shorts while losing the game.
Todd pulled a rabbi's tout on the bench.
rabbi's tout by Silky Wang October 23, 2019

Inspecting the rabbi’s work 

A Jewish male innuendo for masturbation.
“Hey, where’s Ari?”
“Oh, I think he’s in his room, inspecting the rabbi’s work.”

Pick a rabbit's nose 

It is a game created in Minnesota by teenagers that played way to much Call of Duty: Black Ops. The point of this game is to hit the other team's player with a tennis ball. To be "out" the player must be hit twice by the other team. This game could be played in a big field, park or other area that would work. You can have free for all this is were every man fights for himself.
This one time I was playing with friends and I hit one of them in the face with a tennis ball. Also another time we had an all out war at the local park. We came up with Pick a rabbit's nose when we played Black Ops for four hours straight.
Pick a rabbit's nose by Orangeman123 December 31, 2012

rabbi stein 

someone who take bribes from 10th grade boys not to suspend them for playing thousand dollar pots of poker. not afraid to say what he thinks, says kids will go to hell for disrupting his class, has a bad temper, and a shitloud voice.
antonym: rabbi spearer
who didi this to you? RABBI STEIN!!!
rabbi stein by niets ibbar May 24, 2009

rabbit's foot 

Massive cameltoe
Usually applies to women with a beaver so big it creates a second muffin top right under her stomach muffin top
Cameltoe for fatasses
Broski: Dude, that bitch had a fuckin massive cameltoe. Her beaver was so huge its was basically spilling out of her pants and eating them up.
Broseph: Nah, that was a rabbit's foot. It's a more severe version of cameltoe. *shudders*
rabbit's foot by doggyboy January 23, 2010