1 definition by Orgasmic Crouton
When you're a Jewish Prophet but you need to nut bad so you give yourself a handy since you can't let any of the dirty heathens touch your holy trinity.
Peter walked in on the Lord Savior, Jesus of Nazareth, preforming a divine Rabbi's Handshake with his wooden cross.
by Orgasmic Crouton September 22, 2017