Runch

A Chinese meal, typically eaten in the middle of the day.

Kevin: Hey man what do you want for runch?
Nigel: Sure let's have runch

by The ark of Noah August 6, 2017

Runched

the texture of fabric when you got a mad wedgie in your bathing suit

Your bathing suit looks really runched sis

by scuzzy vic April 13, 2018

Runched

When you feel like you need to take a piss but can’t and get really frustrated.

Dude, I was runched last night. It was terrible.

by Kid Uzis April 17, 2020

Runch

(verb) To forcibly vomit into another person's rectum.
(noun) The act of forcibly vomiting into another person's rectum.

During the act of lovemaking, he runched her but good.
Oh, I can see by the way you're limping that you've just returned from the champagne runch.

by Anal Sampans March 7, 2014

runch

ridiculously strong rum punch

"dude did you try the runch at the party last night?"

by F26990 December 30, 2011

Canadian Runch

its when one girl lays on the snow wearing only a santa costume, and the guy in the middle f's her while wearing an elf costume and the girl on top rides on top of them on the guys back wearing a cowboy costume yelling "YEEEEHAAAA"

Dan: Did you hear what Brooke and krista did?
Brodi: Yeah, those girls totally gave that guy a canadian runch
Dan: Wtf were they doing out of the kitchen?

by Dansilver72 May 6, 2010

runched in the ass

Runched in the ass (verb)

1. To runch someone in a deceitful or underhand way, involving an element of surprise.

2. When an enemy exceeds your expectations of power and beats you.

See runch

1. "He pretended he'd gone afk, I never saw his army coming, I was totally runched in the ass"

2. "I didn't know this guy was a boss, he runched me in the ass"

by Whitestripes DX December 7, 2004