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Adjective,: to be round in stature, unable to see testicles while standing upright, grotesque in physical appearance due to layers of fat on body
The Raw and Uncut is rotund to the point where gastric bypass surgery would do nothing to help his physical limitations. In fact, there is no known cure to date that would subside his rotundness.
Rotund by Dbells November 12, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
A term generally used to describe a male or female of great obesity. Persons who are described by this term often seen to eat a lot of shit and don't give a fuck about what others think about the size of their fat asses.
Guy 1: "Hey look it's Billy with a smoking hot blonde!!"
Guy 2: "How the fuck does that Rotund asshole get so lucky! The fat fuck!"
Rotund by Bleeped June 24, 2017
Being a plump boi
OMG, Wasim is so rotund!
Rotund by Flatulent_Jarvis March 18, 2020
Adjective • Object/that is very round, cute, and adorable.
"That puppy is so rotund!"
“The rotund Chumbgumusalatus was a great creation of mankind.”
"My squishy is rotund, bro"
Rotund by Coo__Coo January 31, 2023
Extremely fat round and plum
Jim: You have a crush on Taya?
Josh: no! She’s rotund!

Rotund Lint Ball 

When a male shaves his pubes only to paste them back together on his crotch in the shape of an orb.
Did you see Jerry's rotund lint ball? It was very well constructed.

Rotund Nigga Cactus 

When a nigga be on that pack.
That Nigga took my beans! Rotund Nigga Cactus!
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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