A park ranger who was struck by lightning SEVEN times throughout his life, committed suicide after getting friendzoned in his seventies, and then got struck by lightning an eighth time, six feet under.
Roy Sullivan would have been awesome to have as a grandfather. Can you just imagine being able to say that your grandpa is a "Human Lightning Rod"?
by Someone who kinda exists April 27, 2022
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by Fooddex November 21, 2021
Roy Cooper isn't frustrated, he doesnt have to be frustrated with anything, he's a governor. At least part of his job involves frustrating other people, not getting frustrated himself.
Roy Cooper is trying to persuade people in his state that he's as frustrated as they are, but they are not the governor, just like he is not one of them, he's the governor. He's no more on their side than the media or any other corporate entity.
by Solid Mantis January 15, 2021
A guy that is a Democrat on the surface, but could pass for a young George Bush, which tells you that political party doesn't mean a whole lot.
Democrat and Republican is two sides of the same corporate coin, gambling with everybody's life/soul. Roy Cooper is no different than any other politician.
by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020
If someone is roy, they are ultra smart but still really funny. They are kind and empathetic and will help you when they can. They will always be your friend and support you through everything. If your friend is roy than you are very lucky to be their friend.
by HEY IT'S MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE June 18, 2023