rngesus

The deity responsible for situations that are determined largely by luck, chance, or randomness in online games. Derived from RNG, which means "random number generator."

"Praise RNGesus, my Mad Bomber just kills all of his minions" (Hearthstone).

by jrad115 January 10, 2014

RNGesus

literally me(zack)

yo zack is literally the embodiment of rngesus with his insane luck.

by Rngesushimself September 18, 2023

RNGsus

The one and only TRUE god of random number generation, who decides on all matters relating to 'skill' based moves, abilities, critical hits, dice rolls and many other delectable goodies.

Non-Believer: "Man, I have hit her six times and haven't got a critical hit!"
Disciple: "Should of prayed to RNGsus..."

Disgruntled player: " 17% chance of a bash and he does it three times in a row!"
Converted servant: " RNGsus is on his side!"

by PsychoSi May 18, 2017

RNGsus

Slang; a pun of RNG and Jesus, used when an RNG (random possibility) object gives the very best, very worst, or weirdest possible result out of a nearly-endless pool of possibilities.

example: "RNGsus!! Why do my opponents keep getting critical hits on me but never get any on then?!?"

by HyperChu July 10, 2016