The deity responsible for situations that are determined largely by luck, chance, or randomness in online games. Derived from RNG, which means "random number generator."
"Praise RNGesus, my Mad Bomberjust kills all of his minions" (Hearthstone).
The one and only TRUE god of random number generation, who decides on all matters relating to 'skill' based moves, abilities, critical hits, dice rolls and many other delectable goodies.
Non-Believer: "Man, I have hit her six times and haven't got a critical hit!"
Disciple: "Should of prayed to RNGsus..."
Disgruntled player: " 17% chance of a bash and he does it three times in a row!"
Converted servant: " RNGsus is on his side!"
Slang; a pun of RNG and Jesus, used when an RNG (random possibility) object gives the very best, very worst, or weirdest possible result out of a nearly-endless pool of possibilities.
example: "RNGsus!! Why do my opponents keep getting critical hits on me but never get any on then?!?"
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"