ripe fruit

When a fruit- an actual fruit not some body part (ex avacodo.. and yes that is a fruit) gets softer and sweeter before over ripening which is the same as spoiling. So don't use the word over-ripening cause it confuses people. ITS EITHER RIPE OR SPOILED! GET. IT. RIGHT.

If you need any further understanding please direct yourself to the monologue below. Please and thank you for your time:)

John: Howdy Ann did ya get 'ny fruit?
Ann: Yessam John I gots us some

bananas!
John: Is da fruit ripe?

Ann: Awwwe nawwww:( It still green.

When it yellow wi'some-a-dem spots

then us folk know it ripe fruit...S'sorry

John.
John: It okay Ann.
Ann: Have urself a goodday John.
John: I caaaant Ann me bananas r'nt

ripe!! Dey RIP.........
(John cries and runs away)

by Key-of-the Limest Pie June 18, 2017

Ripe fruit

a rare term seen on Jack'd or Grindr. It's a euphemism for unwashed genitalia such as musky testicles, penis, & anus which gives the parties involved sexual arousal through "ripe" body odors during sexual intercourse. Also known as Olfactophilia .

Peter: Hey man, Are we still hooking up tonight? I'm leaving the gym soon but need to shower first.

Paul: No worries man.Come over right now as you are. I'm turned on by ripe fruit!

by BeeGood March 30, 2021

freshly ripe fruit

A male who recently embraced his suppressed homosexuality. This often leads him to over express his newly embraced sexuality. The results often conclude in: searching out other gay men through any venue whether it be an actual location or myspace, facebook, or any other social networking site. This often leads to promiscuous behavior. Further, a freshly ripe fruit must conscript a close female friend (see fag hag) soon after adopting the gay lifestyle. The freshly ripe fruit stage of a gay mans maturing process usually last six months to a year.

Oh hey, what happened to Johnny. Oh he's freshly ripe fruit. He doesn't dress in anything but rainbows with a locket with a picture of his boo of the week around his neck. I hope he turns that flame down someday or he'll burn a house down!

by Paul Lzto April 15, 2008

rapefruit

When someone shoves a fruit up your ass out of nowhere

Person 1: Hello.
Person 2: OHHH YEAHHH
Person 1: DID YOU JUST SHOVE A FUCKING BANANA UP MY ASS?!
Person 2: Yeah.. Sorry I rapefruited you

by shane_y April 11, 2020

rapefruit

a fruit (preferably a grapefruit) into which a hole is cut and subsequently used as a masturbatory tool by a male. microwaving optional.

"I would never eat anything out of his trash. I might find a rapefruit."

by sketchballitudinator December 28, 2008

rapefruit

Rapefruit is a penis shaped fruit that gives you multiple orgasms.

This cucumber is going to be rapefruit tonight!

by droopie October 24, 2008

rapefruit

It's a fruit similar to a grapefruit, lacking only a "g", but with 10x the RAPE.

Bob: Hey, I heard you like grapefruits for breakfast
John: Actually, I prefer RAPEFRUITS, WITH EXTRA RAPE
Bob: This should be a C+H (Explosm) comic... Otherwise you're just creepy...

by TheDoorMan89 September 14, 2009