RED

Acronym for Raging Erectile Disfunction. More than 10 million men in America suffer from RED. Typical symptoms of RED include but are not limited to: getting raging boners for no reason; constantly having a raging boner; not being able to make your boner go away. Men with RED are not allowed to enjoy many aspects of life such as wearing sweat pants and peeing standing up. Argaiv is the leading drug to treat and control RED. Side effects of Argaiv include nausea, blood clotting, and gayness. Adults with high blood pressure should consult a doctor before taking Argaive.

RED is the number one cause of eyes being poked out in the world.

Fred: "Jesus Jon you have a raging boner"
Jon: "I have RED leave I can't help it!"

by wiggly22 November 15, 2009

RED

To be ready for something like an event, test or experience.

Also the phrase 'SO RED' Can be used to emphasize you readiness.

Dan - Dude you RED for the physics test tomorrow?

Greg - Yeah bro! I'm so RED

by SoREDBro March 19, 2013

Red

When your orange looks really weird.

Guy: Why is my orange this weird color, I guess it should be called a red.
Other Guy: You Idiot, that's an apple.

by udontknowmeidontknowu February 10, 2021

in the red

business term meaning having a negative amount of money

"James is horrible at selling things. If everyone were like him we'd be in the red in no time."

by Jarik April 01, 2005

Red

To be red,
to be ready every fucking day.

Ik ben echt te red voor deze chick,

by Bakinbuddha November 17, 2021

the red

1.To be bankrupt, no money...
2.Kickass song by Chevelle

God damn the lottery, now im in the red.

by Anthony Dig. June 17, 2008

Red

Sus

"Red Sus", Blue said as Red gave evidence that it was Blue.

by WTMS369 October 18, 2020