ram rod
ram rod by ILL-MENTAL October 22, 2003
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ram rod
any narrow minded baffoon; one who is or has become mentally incompetent in which he can not socialize on the same level as the other ram rod.
Butt the hell out, ram rod. You go fuck a sheep, or cow, or horse, a monkey, a toad, furry little rabbit, the Pope, just get the hell out of this conversation you, you...ram rod! And take your little dog Fuck stick with you.
ram rod by johnjohnthebarbermon August 29, 2003
Ram rod
Ram rod by The guy with a dog November 27, 2025
Ram-Rod
N-1. Ram-Rod Club in Mykonos, Greece
2. A person who has sexual intercourse with an individual of the same sex (generally males)
V-1. have sexual intercourse with an individual of the same sex (generally males)
2. act like you have just had sexual intercourse with an individual of the same sex (generally males)
Adj-to liken someone or something to someone who has sex with an individual of the same sex (generally males)
Adv-to do something in a manner that would could be generally be described as something that someone who has intercourse with an individual of the same sex (generally males) would do.
2. A person who has sexual intercourse with an individual of the same sex (generally males)
V-1. have sexual intercourse with an individual of the same sex (generally males)
2. act like you have just had sexual intercourse with an individual of the same sex (generally males)
Adj-to liken someone or something to someone who has sex with an individual of the same sex (generally males)
Adv-to do something in a manner that would could be generally be described as something that someone who has intercourse with an individual of the same sex (generally males) would do.
N-1. Jack: Are yal trying to go to Ram-Rod tonight?
Alec: No, I dont think so, did you see that guy with a half shirt just walk in there?
Olivia: Yeah, what about that couple that just walked in there where one of their hands in each others' back pockets?
N-2. Eliza: Quit being such a Ram-Rod Alec. You have been acting like such a Ram-Rod ever since I took a picture of that naked fat man on Paradise Beach. Jealous ya Ram-Rod?
V-1. Olivia: Did you and Jack Ram-Rod each other last night Alec when you had to awkwardly sleep in the same bed together?
V-2. Dmitry: You guys ram-rodded around all day and didn't make it to the nude beach did you?
Adj-Alec: That masseuse was so Ram-Rod it didnt make me that mad that he apparently jiggled my girlfriends tush during her massage.
Adv-Eliza: Dmitry talked so ram-roddingly there is simply no way he wasn't ram-rod.
Alec: No, I dont think so, did you see that guy with a half shirt just walk in there?
Olivia: Yeah, what about that couple that just walked in there where one of their hands in each others' back pockets?
N-2. Eliza: Quit being such a Ram-Rod Alec. You have been acting like such a Ram-Rod ever since I took a picture of that naked fat man on Paradise Beach. Jealous ya Ram-Rod?
V-1. Olivia: Did you and Jack Ram-Rod each other last night Alec when you had to awkwardly sleep in the same bed together?
V-2. Dmitry: You guys ram-rodded around all day and didn't make it to the nude beach did you?
Adj-Alec: That masseuse was so Ram-Rod it didnt make me that mad that he apparently jiggled my girlfriends tush during her massage.
Adv-Eliza: Dmitry talked so ram-roddingly there is simply no way he wasn't ram-rod.
Ram-Rod by Dmitry, the ram-rod one August 19, 2008
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Jalepeno Ram Rod by Brad Tumult June 7, 2007
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