i fucked a monkey but the monkey actually fucked me

The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.

synonym for odd. sea also querty, angry seagull and chase.

“Qwerky” also known as New Zealand slang for “Hoe Slayer”