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give me those quonies”
Quonie by ::charles:: March 24, 2020
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A person named Quenie is a person you’ll be blessed having with .She’s a smart person,clingy,pretty and always the best.
My bestfriend name is Quenie and I’m so blessed to have her
quenie by Hilsys May 22, 2020
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Quonie quone Quotient quanie Quinie quaniee Quaniel Quaniesha Quaniet quenie
Medical term. When a patient gets difficult you have to quone them.
"We're going to have to quone this patient"
quone by Ryan Stoker March 12, 2003

douchebag quotient

the percentage of complete fucking tools attending any social gathering. normally higher at nightclubs that sell PBR in cans.
shit, fool, douchebag quotient be high tonight. bet the DJ's playing kid rock next.
douchebag quotient by woozefa August 11, 2009

Quondering 

the art of successfully roaming the hallways at work rather than doing any real work.
Ray was quondering so much today that he got nothing accomplished.
Quondering by Mr Hottness August 5, 2011
A small but growing (ew) beach community on the RI shore. Everyday small cottages are being replaced with gaudy mansions that shit on views, and generally ruin the entire place. With them comes a hoard of "new money" folks who prance the beaches in their lily bathing suits, talking about their plans to attend the "Quonnie Social" that evening.

Even though they suck, Quonnie is still an amazing place if you appreciate it for what it really is; the most amazing place on earth.
We swim all day, drink all night, regularly get fucked by the Charlestown police. We are masters of sneaking out, going for Quonnie walks, stealing our parents vodka, and generally being amazing. For everyone who can say that summer in quonnie, your fucking lucky. To everyone? Sucksss for you!!!
"You gonna be in Quonnie this summer?"-person A
"Of course i will! Will you?"-person B
"No I go to Weekapaug..."-Person A
(Person B gasps and runs in the opposite direction)


"That guy looks fucked up!"-person C
"He got a bat to the face during sloshball..."-person D
"AWESOMEeeee!"-person C


"You'll never guess who I saw at Dave's coffee this morning..."-person 1
"Who?"-person 2
"FUCKING REGIS MANNN HE'S BACK!"-person 1
Quonnie by Resident200 January 7, 2009

clutch quotient 

The degree of measure to which someone came through in a moment of need, crisis, or difficulty. Can also be used in a sports context to acknowledge a moment where a player put on a game-winning performance when the team really needed him or her.
Brandi Chastain hitting that penalty shot against China was like a clutch quotient of 10.

Uh-oh, Rex Grossman just threw another interception. His clutch quotient is definitely in single digits.
clutch quotient by Geoff Lilley October 23, 2007
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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