A small but growing (ew) beach community on the RI shore. Everyday small cottages are being replaced with gaudy mansions that shit on views, and generally ruin the entire place. With them comes a hoard of "new money" folks who prance the beaches in their lily bathing suits, talking about their plans to attend the "Quonnie Social" that evening.

Even though they suck, Quonnie is still an amazing place if you appreciate it for what it really is; the most amazing place on earth.
We swim all day, drink all night, regularly get fucked by the Charlestown police. We are masters of sneaking out, going for Quonnie walks, stealing our parents vodka, and generally being amazing. For everyone who can say that summer in quonnie, your fucking lucky. To everyone? Sucksss for you!!!

"You gonna be in Quonnie this summer?"-person A
"Of course i will! Will you?"-person B
"No I go to Weekapaug..."-Person A
(Person B gasps and runs in the opposite direction)

"That guy looks fucked up!"-person C
"He got a bat to the face during sloshball..."-person D
"AWESOMEeeee!"-person C

"You'll never guess who I saw at Dave's coffee this morning..."-person 1
"Who?"-person 2
"FUCKING REGIS MANNN HE'S BACK!"-person 1

Quonnie by Resident200 January 7, 2009

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clutch quotient

The degree of measure to which someone came through in a moment of need, crisis, or difficulty. Can also be used in a sports context to acknowledge a moment where a player put on a game-winning performance when the team really needed him or her.

Brandi Chastain hitting that penalty shot against China was like a clutch quotient of 10.

Uh-oh, Rex Grossman just threw another interception. His clutch quotient is definitely in single digits.

clutch quotient by Geoff Lilley October 23, 2007

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