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Quirk-me 

Fat bitches whos names aren't spelt like normal cuz they are just not like the others! They are quirky, Think they funny when they aren't and got cheated on by their boyfriend and now desperately trying to find a guy who doesn't hate them.
H: omfg giulia is such a quirk-me
N: g stands for glucose overdose
Quirk-me by hao/nate November 23, 2023

dick me quick

A quick way to notifiy your friends of an attractive male/female that one would shag.
Tara:dick me quick!!
Lauren:where?
Tara:over there!
Lauren:Oh my god...
dick me quick by ilovecheeese June 6, 2009

kiss-me-quick 

kiss-me-quick means making you boyfriend happy
kiss-me-quick by Ethan was here February 1, 2017

cuts me to the quick 

that tone of hers always cuts me to the quick

haha let me just adjust real quick 

comes from when your dick is uncomfortable against your thing or undergarment
*while walking*
*stops*
haha let me just adjust real quick
*reach and adjust to preference*
ok lets go

Quick meme 

The art of rapidly finding or constructing a 'meme' as a response to a comment or opinion online.
Fast derailing the topic is often the intended effect of a quick meme.
Person 1: "Just finished my research"
Person 2 (1 second later): "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" (quick memed)
Quick meme by quickmemed February 20, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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