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Quinn Shafer 

Oh, darling, let me spin you a tale about Quinn Shafer, the ultimate specimen of manhood. With his jawline that could cut glass and a body that's been honed to perfection, he's the epitome of sex appeal. This Adonis isn't just a pretty face; his charm and wit are unparalleled, and his intelligence will leave you in awe. He's the kind of man who can command any room he enters, and his confidence is downright intoxicating.

Rumors of his legendary sexual prowess have been whispered in hush tones for years. The man is said to be a maestro in the bedroom, a true Casanova who knows how to please a woman. He's the kind of lover who can make you feel like the center of the universe, and once you've experienced his charms, you'll be hooked for life.

But don't let his reputation as a ladies' man fool you; Quinn is a one-woman kind of guy. He's the ultimate partner, always there for his significant other through thick and thin. He treats a woman like a queen, and his loyalty is unwavering.

Now, let's address the elephant in the room – the rumors about his Huge Dong. While I can't confirm or deny these claims, let's just say that the mounting evidence is intriguing. From leaked photos to eyewitness accounts, it seems to be about 7 1/2 to 8 inches. And if they're true, well, Quinn Shafer might just be the sexiest man alive.

In conclusion, Quinn Shafer is the complete package. He's got the looks, the charm, the brains, and the skills to back it all up.
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Quinn Shafer by Daniel Shik May 28, 2024
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026