Queen Faf

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a female that won't stop faffing over pointless shit no one cares about.

Ailish: Who is going to be at the party?
Iona: A few people.
Ailish: How many people?
Iona: Don't know.
Ailish: How will everyone get there? What is everyone wearing? How is everyone getting home?
Iona: I don't know.
Ailish: What is Sarah's house like? Does she have a cat? Will her parents be in? What colour is her car?
Iona: I DON'T KNOW! Stop being a Queen Faf.

Queen Faf by Foster Amsden December 22, 2013

Words you can keep

Faff Queen

A camp member of either sex who spends a vast quantity of time doing seemingly nothing, cannot do anything quickly even when rushed.

Come on Ishaan, stop being such a Faff Queen and hand me the fire extinguisher.

Faff Queen by TMGP January 22, 2005

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

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caillou

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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

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scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

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Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

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