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Queefup

It describes those mixed sensations during intimacy when your body experiences conflicting responses - like involuntary rhythmic contractions that feel somewhere between different bodily functions, creating a hiccup-like pattern.
Slap my ass, pull my hair, and choke me until I queefup.” , “The meet up before the family gathering ending ended with a “queefup”.” , hey , Got time to queefup??(meet up and fuck).
by Queefup December 16, 2025
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Queefcup

A queef that sounds like a hiccup.
My wife queefcupped so hard I thought the dog threw up.
by youdontknowme001 November 7, 2018
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queefsplosion

When a firework or firecracker is set off in ones vagina, in turn causing a violet gust of putrid smelling air to come rushing out.
Tyrone: what happened?
Jerome: I was caught by a violent queefsplosion, I'll be smelling of fish for weeks
by Steflikesmen123 February 18, 2014
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Queefapotamus

1) A girl that is disgustingly overweight, a slut, and has a wide-set vagina.
2) A large proscious black girl who cums from the jungle.
3) A hippopotamus that queefs a bunch
Jeremy: Hey Mike, check out that slut whale over there. She must love fish dicks.
Mike: No way man, that chick is from the jungle, she's a fukin queefapotamus.
Jeremy: Werd.

Joel: Hey! That hippo queefs so much it should be called a Queefapotamus.
Mike: Joel, you say that every fucking time we're in the presence of hippos and women of african american descent.
by Germ604 June 25, 2009
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Queefus

Someone who excessively queefs.

A fictional purple character with large eyes who is obcessed with queefing.

My girlfriend, Angel
Greg: Angel, did you make that noise?
Angel: Yes, I did
Greg: You Queefus!
by Gwilli83 June 3, 2010
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Queefpocalypse

Complete and total devastation caused by an almighty queef.

A Queefpocalypse occurs when one's bush is in a rage and catches on fire and that person has a massive queef which shoots the raging bush as a massive fireball towards space. Once it is about to break through the atmosphere, it is pulled back down like a meteor due to earth's gravity. Because of the density of a bush on fire, it accelerates faster than anything else in existence and crashes into the earth, exploding into a toxic gas. It kills noone immediately - unless it lands directly on someone - but the toxic gas envelops the world and causes everyone to queef. The queef provoking quality of the gas is so strong that guys will queef and their penises will shoot off, creating a vagina from which they will now constantly expel queefs. The superpowered queefs now begin to cause the violent ejaculation of all internal organs through the vagina. Every living organism on the planet will eventually die. Not even cockroaches can survive a queefpocalyspe.

Many scientists believe that a minor queefpocalypse caused the extinction of the dinosaurs. Scientists theorize that the dinosaurs were very succeptable to raging bushes and therefore were ticking timebombs to envoke a queefpocalypse. They also speculate on a weakened resistance against queefs due to their RBS (raging bush syndrome). This is why only the dinosaurs were killed in this queefpocalypse.
"MARK, HOLD IN YOUR FUCKING QUEEFS UNTIL YOU GET TO THE SAFE RELEASE CHAMBER!!"

"Oops I queefed"

"Sorry guys, I let one silp. Lucky my bush wasn't raging."

"The extinction of the dinosaurs was caused by a minor queefpocalypse."
by QueefMasterFlex December 5, 2009
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Queefpops

The art of stuffing cake pops in a vagina, queefing them into a bowl, adding corn flakes and milk, and feeding them to your s/o.
Jan: Hey i made some of those queefpops from cosmo for Frank the other evening.
Sarah: How did he like them?
Jan: He said they where musty .
by RaveBoi March 11, 2022
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