Queefpops

The art of stuffing cake pops in a vagina, queefing them into a bowl, adding corn flakes and milk, and feeding them to your s/o.

Jan: Hey i made some of those queefpops from cosmo for Frank the other evening.
Sarah: How did he like them?
Jan: He said they where musty .

Queefpops by RaveBoi March 11, 2022

queefmonster 

When a woman manifests a giant shadowlike monster of a queef that overpowers the cock and balls.

Brittany: What the fuck happened to your cock and balls?
Joe: Oh what the hell?
Brittany: I have no idea..
Joe: Must have been the goddamn queefmonster!!!!

queefmonster by The queefoniator May 29, 2009

QueefMonster 

A bitch with an extra phat pussy that that squeeze out a good queef

Look at that queefmonster over there doing her thang

QueefMonster by Queefmonster October 28, 2017

Queefpocalypse 

Complete and total devastation caused by an almighty queef.

A Queefpocalypse occurs when one's bush is in a rage and catches on fire and that person has a massive queef which shoots the raging bush as a massive fireball towards space. Once it is about to break through the atmosphere, it is pulled back down like a meteor due to earth's gravity. Because of the density of a bush on fire, it accelerates faster than anything else in existence and crashes into the earth, exploding into a toxic gas. It kills noone immediately - unless it lands directly on someone - but the toxic gas envelops the world and causes everyone to queef. The queef provoking quality of the gas is so strong that guys will queef and their penises will shoot off, creating a vagina from which they will now constantly expel queefs. The superpowered queefs now begin to cause the violent ejaculation of all internal organs through the vagina. Every living organism on the planet will eventually die. Not even cockroaches can survive a queefpocalyspe.

Many scientists believe that a minor queefpocalypse caused the extinction of the dinosaurs. Scientists theorize that the dinosaurs were very succeptable to raging bushes and therefore were ticking timebombs to envoke a queefpocalypse. They also speculate on a weakened resistance against queefs due to their RBS (raging bush syndrome). This is why only the dinosaurs were killed in this queefpocalypse.

"MARK, HOLD IN YOUR FUCKING QUEEFS UNTIL YOU GET TO THE SAFE RELEASE CHAMBER!!"

"Oops I queefed"

"Sorry guys, I let one silp. Lucky my bush wasn't raging."

"The extinction of the dinosaurs was caused by a minor queefpocalypse."

Queefpocalypse by QueefMasterFlex December 5, 2009

Queefosaurous Rex 

A tall giant women at least 6 foot 5 that has a loud mouth and queefs in public openly.

that annoying bitch from the volley ball team is a queefosaurous rex.

Queefosaurous Rex by mudbutt666 November 13, 2012

queefosaur 

When a girl likes to unleash a giant queef onto your penis while you are pumping the vagina.

Joe: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Brittany: What are you talking about?
Joe: Are you a queefosaur?
Brittany: What?
Joe: You unleashed a giant queef onto my cock.

queefosaur by The queefoniator May 29, 2009

Queefophobia 

Queefofobia is the name for a phobia of queefs.

"hi im frank, im 34 and im from upper goochberry, and i have an extreme case of queefophobia"

Queefophobia by Ponyed91 October 29, 2008