Queef Goblin

Little monster in a womans clit that when he is irritated, screams, cackles, coughs, and sighs, causing a sometimes ENORMOUS expulsion of air called a queef. If he isn't washed regularly, you begin to smell his bad breath.

Damn man, did you hear that queef goblin from up in her?

by CrazyBob62 July 23, 2006

Queef Goblin

A complete nerd. A queef goblin or Q.G. is usually a person with large glasses, irritating voice, and a nonsocial hobby.

There is a BIG queef goblin in my chemistry class, he belongs in the Q.G. club!

by Meghan Bananergee July 9, 2010

Water Goblin Queen

A person who helps others, particularly in school or chemistry. Water Goblin Queens are in charge of naming the other mythical creatures, such as determining whether someone is an imp, sprite, fairy, or demon, etc. They are very helpful and very intelligent. A very high compliment.

Person 1: Ahh! I'm so lost with this chemistry!
Person 2: Oh, here *explains problem*
Person 1: I get it! You're very smart
Person 2: That is why I'm the Water Goblin Queen

by Impy! November 22, 2011

Water Goblin Queen

A person convinced that they are smarter than others, going as far as claiming that they rule over others, such as imps, or others.

Person 1: Wow, you think you're so smart.
Person 2: I am. That's why I'm the water goblin queen.

by Imps Are Better February 6, 2010