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Queef Goblin 

A complete nerd. A queef goblin or Q.G. is usually a person with large glasses, irritating voice, and a nonsocial hobby.
There is a BIG queef goblin in my chemistry class, he belongs in the Q.G. club!

Queef Goblin

Bro i was sitting next to Emma Hailey and Julie but those queef goblins would not stop causing a ruckus
Queef Goblin by Pepetherock June 12, 2026

Queer Goblin

A queer lgbtq person who is a stunning diva goblin aka the gays
Omg girl your giving queer goblin down

Water Goblin Queen 

A person who helps others, particularly in school or chemistry. Water Goblin Queens are in charge of naming the other mythical creatures, such as determining whether someone is an imp, sprite, fairy, or demon, etc. They are very helpful and very intelligent. A very high compliment.
Person 1: Ahh! I'm so lost with this chemistry!
Person 2: Oh, here *explains problem*
Person 1: I get it! You're very smart
Person 2: That is why I'm the Water Goblin Queen
Water Goblin Queen by Impy! November 22, 2011

Water Goblin Queen 

A person convinced that they are smarter than others, going as far as claiming that they rule over others, such as imps, or others.
Person 1: Wow, you think you're so smart.
Person 2: I am. That's why I'm the water goblin queen.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026