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quasiplatonic relationship 

A term for people who are in a relationship that exceeds society's boundaries for friendships, but do not experience romantic attraction for the other. Also known as a queerplatonic relationship or QPR. Often replaces queerplatonic relationship as people in QPRs are not necessarily queer and the term queerplatonic relationship may cause confusion.
Partners in QPRs are often known as a zucchini, a term that began as an inside joke in the asexual and aromantic community.
Person 1: I'm really confused. I like you a lot, more than a friend should, but it's not in a romantic way.

Person 2: I feel the same way. I heard about a thing called a quasiplatonic relationship, and I think that would make sense for us. Would you like to be my QP partner?
Person 1: Yes please

Quarinsane 

While, in the midst of a quarantine, the people you are cooped up with, cause you to be insane.
My kids are driving me quarinsane!
Quarinsane by MaksMuhMonkey March 22, 2020
Used as an alternative to "shook". Usually used for more emphasis. Popularize by Shane Dawson, who probably learned it from Ru Paul's Drag Race.
"And then she SNATCHED that lady's weave! Bitch didn't have me shook, she had me QUAKING!"
Quaking by nottodaythanks May 26, 2017

quasihomosexual

people who legit fetishize gay men. they are attracted to gay men.
weirdo: oh wow, those men over there look so hot as a couple. i might be quasihomosexual
quasihomosexual by shumai February 15, 2021

Quasisolo 

The act of using your inner elbow to masturbate. Whilst doing so you will resemble Quasimodo.
I spent all weekend quasisoloing and ruined three shirts.
Quasisolo by Malevolent Q February 10, 2014

quasi-stalk 

To almost but not really stalk someone.
The Vampire Diaries:
Caroline: I saw Katherine today
Stefan: Where?
Caroline: At The Grill. I just stopped by to gawk and quasi-stalk Matt.
quasi-stalk by Isabella de Luca November 23, 2011