Quasi Handjob 

When a girl just plays with your dick a little bit. Does not jerk you off to completion. This move originated at California State University, Stanislaus, and is usually performed before a blowjob.

"What's a quasi handjob?" -Danny Mullen
"She just, like, played with my dick a little" - Leo Dottavio

"Leo was in a Home Depot parking lot and asked a broad with low self esteem for a quasi handjob before she blew him"

Quasi Handjob by Papa Leo February 14, 2021

Quasi Handjob 

When a girl just plays with your dick a little bit. This does not result in the man reaching climax, but is a precursor to a blowjob, often times in a parking lot.

"Yeah we were just sitting in the parking lot and she gave me a quasi handjob" -Leo Dottavio
"What's a quasi handjob?" -Danny Mullen
"She just played with my dick a little bit" -Leo Dottavio

Quasi Handjob by Papa Leo March 7, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016