Contrary to popular believe that we live in a 2 party system (aka Duopoly), we’re in a 4 party system of control in the United States comprised of Democrats, Republicans, Libertarians and Green Party. Republicans are the bat shit crazy people that use any means necessary to win that people are terrified while the Democrats are purposefully inept while fighting them. Democrats first order of business is to make sure any real opposition are never nominated by the party through rigging and Election Fraud. Then disenfranchised voters try to find a viable alternative through Libertarians/Greens because both are antiwar & big on personal freedoms but differ drastically in economics. The problem is that both of them are purposely inept as well due to the Koch Brothers funding Libertarians while they and the Greens make sure no real opposition with enough name recognition is nominated. Libertarians/Greens also have circuses of conventions making people not see them as serious.
Disenfranchised Voter #1: We need to end the 2 party dictatorship
Disenfranchised Voter #2: And how are the Libertarians/Greens any better? We really need to abolish the Quartepoly.
Disenfranchised Voter #1: Huh 🤨
Disenfranchised Voter #2: Let me explain....
**4 Hours Later**
Disenfranchised Voter #1: I get it now! All political parties need to go away, George Washington was right, shame we didn’t listen to him.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.