Quarancuff

The act of purposefully dating someone during a global pandemic social isolation period to avoid being alone, and/or to gain access to the other person's resources. The relationship will be promptly ended by the person engaging in the quarancuffing once the isolation period is over.

The Coronavirus has a lot of women out looking to quarancuff. They'll take anyone they can get just for company and toilet paper.

by Ahu de Kuku April 17, 2020

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Quarancut

Cutting your own hair. Especially necessary when people are quarantined while barber shops and salons are closed for an extended period of time.

My friends are impressed with my quarancut skills as we all wait out these times staying at home due to the pandemic.

by RayRayBeLove2020 May 8, 2020

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Quarancuffing

The phenomenon wherein a rapid escalation of romantic relationships is observed in response to a global pandemic, most notably the first Covid-19 Pandemic. This most often manifests as some sort of casual fling suddenly becoming more exclusive and committal. Generally, this phenomenon arises because of a bottleneck effect wherein a person's dating pool becomes near-instantly and dramatically limited. This causes people to attempt to secure the nearest and most convenient options available to them in order to avoid loneliness and improve the time they spend social distancing even if that option is significantly lower in quality than their usual partners. These so called "convenient options" are often the latest tinder hook-up or an ex.

Subsequent dequarancuffing is likely to be observed at the first sign of the end of the pandemic, such as the arrival of a vaccine or the lift of quarantine orders.

When UC Berkeley classes went online in spring of 2020 right before Spring Break, Oski Bear seriously considered quarancuffing the Stanford Tree, who they had hooked up with at the Big Game.

by QuarancufferofMoffitt January 31, 2021

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