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Quarancuff 

The act of purposefully dating someone during a global pandemic social isolation period to avoid being alone, and/or to gain access to the other person's resources. The relationship will be promptly ended by the person engaging in the quarancuffing once the isolation period is over.
The Coronavirus has a lot of women out looking to quarancuff. They'll take anyone they can get just for company and toilet paper.
Quarancuff by Ahu de Kuku April 17, 2020
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Cutting your own hair. Especially necessary when people are quarantined while barber shops and salons are closed for an extended period of time.
My friends are impressed with my quarancut skills as we all wait out these times staying at home due to the pandemic.
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Quarancuffing 

The phenomenon wherein a rapid escalation of romantic relationships is observed in response to a global pandemic, most notably the first Covid-19 Pandemic. This most often manifests as some sort of casual fling suddenly becoming more exclusive and committal. Generally, this phenomenon arises because of a bottleneck effect wherein a person's dating pool becomes near-instantly and dramatically limited. This causes people to attempt to secure the nearest and most convenient options available to them in order to avoid loneliness and improve the time they spend social distancing even if that option is significantly lower in quality than their usual partners. These so called "convenient options" are often the latest tinder hook-up or an ex.

Subsequent dequarancuffing is likely to be observed at the first sign of the end of the pandemic, such as the arrival of a vaccine or the lift of quarantine orders.
When UC Berkeley classes went online in spring of 2020 right before Spring Break, Oski Bear seriously considered quarancuffing the Stanford Tree, who they had hooked up with at the Big Game.

Quarancutie 

a person that one finds cute or attractive and/ or interest in while in quarantine
I’m really want a quarancutie in these times of quarantine
Quarancutie by __agf April 18, 2020

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026