Quake Cakes 

A bunch of little hurt boys trying to compete with the fundies. Typically known for hairy bodies, big heads, and not being volcanoes.

Q: Did you see that the Quake Cakes lost to the Fundamental this weekend?
A: Yeah, Kyle had 0 points in the game.

Quake Cakes by NorthKoreanPoonTappa November 27, 2018

Cake Quake 

Any action or movement that causes the butt to jiggle or 'quake' with significant seismic force.

"Dang you really know how to make that cake quake and I am loving it."

Cake Quake by BootyliciousDefinitious September 17, 2022

Cake quake

The unintentional chaos caused when an exceptionally large posterior sets off minor tremors upon contact with nearby objects, furniture, or unsuspecting bystanders.

Sammy turned too fast and caused a full Cake Quake — three drinks down and a lamp sideways.

Cake quake by Meda S. December 25, 2025