The crazed, egotistical and rather perverted sex hound on Family Guy. Almost always trying to spin his game, Quagmire is most commonly known for his star quote: 'Giggety giggety giggety Allllllright!'
Woman: Glen honey, I have a question for you. What do you do for a living?
Quagmire: Hey, I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?
Quagmire: Hey, I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?
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Examples of quotes from Quagmire:
Quagmire: How old are you?
Girl: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first. Giggedy-giggedy-giggedy!
Peter: I felt guilty about not giving Lois an anniversary present.
Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up at 11:30.
Cleveland: That reminds me of an episode of Cheers.
Quagmire: I don't remember it. Tuesdays in the 80s I was always in bed by 8, and home by 11. Oh, yeah!
Quagmire: How old are you?
Girl: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first. Giggedy-giggedy-giggedy!
Peter: I felt guilty about not giving Lois an anniversary present.
Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up at 11:30.
Cleveland: That reminds me of an episode of Cheers.
Quagmire: I don't remember it. Tuesdays in the 80s I was always in bed by 8, and home by 11. Oh, yeah!
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1) figurative: A difficult situation with no easy, forseeable resolution.
2) Any such condition that results when a country deemed a Superpower wages limited, conventional warfare against guerillas, in Asia.
3) Any such condition that results when "nation building" by a self-appointed Superpower involves the creation of a Western-style Democratic government from scratch in a Non-Western civilization.
2) Any such condition that results when a country deemed a Superpower wages limited, conventional warfare against guerillas, in Asia.
3) Any such condition that results when "nation building" by a self-appointed Superpower involves the creation of a Western-style Democratic government from scratch in a Non-Western civilization.
1) "I'm standing in a muddy field in the middle of a Seattle rainstorm. It's a _quagmire_, alright."
2) U.S : Vietnam :: U.S.S.R. : Afghanistan
3) Iraq, circa April, 2004
2) U.S : Vietnam :: U.S.S.R. : Afghanistan
3) Iraq, circa April, 2004
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lines used by gigolos to seduce females made famous by family guys character glen quagmire.(i.e i lost my phone number can i have yours. nice pants can i test the zipper.)
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A really, really ugly adolescent usually around the age of 14-18. This male is so ugly that when he smiles everyone turns around to throw up in their mouth. ugly
by LaKiki101 March 07, 2010
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