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Person 1: have you ever heard of Peter griffin

Person 2: ya he is a very funny man
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by Luke93 April 14, 2007
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Main character from the hit show Family Guy. Resides in Quahoq, Rhode Island (Formerly known as Petoria.) Husband to Lois Griffin with three children: Meg, Chris, and Stewie. Extremely rude, vulgar man with strict views on the world. Resides in his own un-defined state of mind.
They got a chair that frea-kin' talks, Holy Crap!
by LordRemus November 1, 2004
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A completely clueless fat retard without a thought in his mind of what hes doing or why he's doing it.
by Laciee March 22, 2008
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Age: 42
Occupation: Factory worker / Fisherman

Peter is the man of the house, although only by default. He is married to Lois, the woman he fell instantly in love with when he first saw her at her Aunt's summer house where he was working as a towel boy.

He is a bit slow at taking in information and often makes rash decissions. If Peter tries to sort out a bad situation, it usually gets worse.

Peter is employed at the Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory in Quahog by Mr. Weed. His favorite past-times are drinking beer with his friends at the Drunken Clam, and watching television.
Peter Griffin is great charcter on family who really keeps the show going.
by d'fo April 21, 2004
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Someone who thinks they are a genius, but are, in fact, mentally retarded.
Peter Griffin: I am a genius! In your face Brian! I'm a g-e-a-n-y-i-s!
Brian: No, actually you're not. Actually Peter, it says here that you're mentally retarded.
Peter: I'm mentally re-what-ed? Brian, I'm a genius!
Brian: No Peter, you're a retard.
Stewie: Brian's right father, you're a retarded man. I'm a damn baby and I'm 1,000 times smarter than you.
Peter: You're just mad that I'm way more smarter than you is.
Brian: You're a fucking retard!
Peter: Wait, what were we talking about again Brian?
by Icy Wyte June 27, 2018
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