Social Worker(laying in bed in the morning after sleeping with Quagmire):Glen honney, I've got a question for you. What do you do for a living?

Quagmire: I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?
by Elitist April 07, 2004
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when a guy gives a girl ruffies and she passes out. he then procides to have sex with her while she is asleep.
"I had a quagmire with her last night" Said John.
by Kbucker13 April 06, 2011
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Second funniest family guy character behind peter griffin always wants soemone to have sex with and always says giggity and says all right!
by WavyCrip May 31, 2019
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says hilarious things like: "In the 80's i was always in bed by 8 .. and home by 11! Oh!!"
by Family Guy rocks February 18, 2005
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A horn-dog man who actually does get lots of tail.

From the Family Guy character (see above, about 10 times)
by MeAndMyMeatCleaver March 20, 2004
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