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Quasimoto
Quasimoto by flashermonkey April 11, 2005
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Quadskimo • Quasimodo • quasimoto • Quadsipoo • Quadimo • Quadskiing • Quadstimulus • Quasimodhoe • QuasimodoBro • Quasimodo Day
Quadstimulus
The consumption of exactly four narcotics at the same time (hence the second part of the word). Quadstimulusers are often found talking to colors, watching bollywood movies and passed out in ER rooms. Quadstimulusers have their own dilect of Gibberish. They are un-able to do any other physical activity other then throwing up. Famous quadstimulusers include: The red power ranger, George Bush, Professor McGonnagal, Gandalf and Chris the binman.
*Two typical quadstimuluser conversations*
Guy one: - "How come I can't feel my legs?"
Guy two: - "Cause you have no arms"
Guy one: - "Oh."
Guy two: - "You Quadstimulus?"
Guy one: - "How'd you guess?"
Guy one: - "You've got two different socks on"
Jadd: - "WHERE IS THE BEACH FROM HERE?"
Vino: - "Duuude whats a brunette?"
Chaz: - "When a girl has a really nice car"
Jadd: - "I think we are all Quadstimulizing together"
Chaz: - "Shut up and pass me the Pepper"
Guy one: - "How come I can't feel my legs?"
Guy two: - "Cause you have no arms"
Guy one: - "Oh."
Guy two: - "You Quadstimulus?"
Guy one: - "How'd you guess?"
Guy one: - "You've got two different socks on"
Jadd: - "WHERE IS THE BEACH FROM HERE?"
Vino: - "Duuude whats a brunette?"
Chaz: - "When a girl has a really nice car"
Jadd: - "I think we are all Quadstimulizing together"
Chaz: - "Shut up and pass me the Pepper"
Quadstimulus by EdinieDePoPo June 16, 2011
The Quasimodo
When being done doggie style and the male is about to come. You reach between your legs and flick him in the balls while shouting, "Sanctuary."
The Quasimodo by Dreadvader October 9, 2014
Quadskiing
"We got this slut to go quadskiing on our cocks last night. It worked out well, we were mostly the same girth which improved her speed."
Quadskiing by Deuce2Deuce November 16, 2016
quasimoto
quasimoto by Mussar' keshuh' October 14, 2005
Quasimodo
Quasimodo Qua si mo do : is the protagonist of 1831 novel The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Quasimodo was born with severe deformities, like his infamous hump, Quasimodo was abandoned on the doorstep of Notre Dame on a Quasimodo Sunday (hence the name). He is often thought of as the epitome of "ugly", i.e. he is the antonym of Paul Gregson. He is also the subject of many shit jokes. Like this one.
Synonyms of Quasimodo: James Greenhalgh, Paul Green, Justin Baker, and generally anyone who isn't Paul Gregson
Quasimodo by Oxford Oxfordson November 6, 2008
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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