Quackas

A quazy quick quacka.

mofo'n Quackas just quacked all over us!

by Quackas September 11, 2011

Quackson

The correct pronunciation of croissant. It is mostly used by fans of Tom Holland and other English people. This should be the only way to say croissant.

Staahhp I coulda dropped my Quackson! Tom: “I love a good quackson!”

by Brie Avocado June 7, 2018

quackson

The best way to pronounce croissant. Said by our baby, tom holland, and we love him for it. even though it’s sort of a meme, his fans still call croissants quacksons

tom: can you fetch me a quackson from the bakery?

person: do you mean croissant?
tom: no, i mean quackson 😂😂

by tufcarrot February 8, 2019

Quacksalver

This is very old slang, but is still used occasionally It refers to a person who falsely claims to have medical knowledge or qualifications, especially one who dispenses pills, potions and ointments that have curative properties. The word comes from the Middle Dutch word kwaksalver which means one who sells salves and ointments. Although seldom used nowadays quacksalver is the origin of the term quack which means pretty much the same thing.

“Johnny’s in hospital with pneumonia, his doctor missed it!”
“What did you expect, the old bastard is past it and no better that a quacksalver.”

by AKACroatalin March 18, 2019

Quackson

Tom Holland being a cute smol bean and his Britishness helping him not being able to pronounce croissant. Then getting memed for it not being able to ever live it down.

“She ate a quackson for lunch today.”

by Life.sucks.no.question. February 9, 2019

quackson

quackson is Tom Holland’s way of saying croissant because of his sexy british accent

A: I could really eat a quackson
B: Don’t you mean croissant?
A: yeah but... Tom Holland 🙄

by this is for Rachel you big fat January 11, 2020

Quackspertise

Charlatan with falsely claimed skill or knowledge in a particular area.
Not really an expert, but a quack.

Quackspert (noun).

"State judges have the tools to ban junk science and quackspertise. It's time for them to follow the federal lead and start using them."

-David Bernstein, teaches at George Mason University School of Law and is the co-author of "The New Wigmore: Expert Evidence" (Aspen, 2003).

by MM_IV March 11, 2021