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A very thick string of semen.
Man I blew quite the qizzer last night.
Qizzer by White Hood May 16, 2016
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A substitute for awesome, cool, amazing, etc. (Pretty much any positive adjective)
Boy: Hey you know that new kid? He is so qizzard!
Girl: I know Right!
Qizzard by MANAMEISBILL May 31, 2011

quizzerooni 

same as saying the word quiz just in a fancy way ; often used by broskis
Teacher: today we have a little quizzerooni
quizzerooni by dicey big guy November 23, 2011
The word to describe an absolute prat, usually in the form of a forum member, and sometimes found with a meaningless number attached on the end of the name, this is a sign that they are breeding- always a bad thing.

They usually spend their time boasting/lying on forums posting complete rubbish thread about trivial matters which has definitely been posted before- by another Qazzer.
Qazzer0
Qazzer by Saffy12190 March 28, 2010

Quizzerafy 

The sexiest word on the planet. Also a funny way of meaning to quiz someone.
1. God quizzerafy is a sexy word!

2. Stop quizzerafying me I'm tired!
Quizzerafy by walrusorchistra April 18, 2010
The male version of a queef. It is based on the sound that is made when air is pushed out if a penis.
I was really embarrassed after I let out a quizzer when the nurse pulled out the catheder.
Quizzer by beornwulf November 3, 2013
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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