Qazzer

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The word to describe an absolute prat, usually in the form of a forum member, and sometimes found with a meaningless number attached on the end of the name, this is a sign that they are breeding- always a bad thing.

They usually spend their time boasting/lying on forums posting complete rubbish thread about trivial matters which has definitely been posted before- by another Qazzer.

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Qazzer by Saffy12190 March 28, 2010

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qazwertyuiopsxdfghjklcvbnm

idk how you got here but if you were bored and typed this you are a legend

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qazwertyuiopsxdfghjklcvbnm by 3d4f5g6h February 1, 2019

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Qazwertyuiopsdfghjklxcvbnm

The highest peak of depression and boredom.

Person 1: I’m fucking bored from doing these online assignments.
Person 2: type qazwertyuiopsdfghjklzxcvbnm.
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Qazwertyuiopsdfghjklxcvbnm by surivanoroC November 27, 2020

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Qizzer

A small human being that lurks in shadowy places, often running out to scare average heighted people.

"Watch out, Doug . This is qizzer turf."

Qizzer by The Tangible Laugh June 30, 2016

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qazwersdfxcvtgbyuihjknmolp

when you are really bored so you type all the keys on your keyboard in a weird way and you have already tried
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qazwersdfxcvtgbyuihjknmolp by Sebastian Herb November 18, 2019

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qazwerty

A fun way of writing qwertyuiop and showing that YOU are really bored and discovered this, which no one has seen before

I set my password to qazwerty because I am so bored and everyone easily guessed qwertyuiop.

qazwerty by lolgod2 July 16, 2020

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Qizzer

A very thick string of semen.

Man I blew quite the qizzer last night.

Qizzer by White Hood May 16, 2016

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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