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put the pussy on the chain wax 

A nonsense phrase that one attempts to parlay into a popular expression. From the "Key and Peele" show.
"Yo, I straight up put the pussy on the chain wax."

"Say what?"

"I said, I straight up put the pussy on the chain wax."

"I think you just making stuff up, dog."

Put the pussy on the chain wax 

To be ruthless, persistent and resourceful.

This term comes fro a sketch done by comedians Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele.

The term refers to being so hardcore that you would run over a Himalayan snow leopard, killing it with the freshly waxed snow chains on your vehicle.
We can choose to play by the rules and coast through life, OR - We can put the pussy on the chain wax and become rock stars!

put the pussy on the chain wax 

Kevin: Yo that shit was Papatastisch!

John: Don't put the pussy on the chain wax ...

Kevin: Why do you care so much?

Put the pussy on the chain wax 

To tear that pussy up!

put the pussy on the chain wax 

to indulge in a session of fucking the pussy, waxing that pussy none stop
Keneth : so dawg wat did u du wen u meet that girl Nikki
Tendai : Man I went home and put the pussy on the chain wax, all night
Keneth : you fucked her all night

I put the pussy on the chainwax 

John was bragging about how hot is girlfriend was but she just isn't all that cute. So I put the pussy on the chainwax.