Pussy Mustache
Noun: The rissidue left above the upper lip following oral sex on a female. The liquid, otherwise known as pussy juice, forms around the lips to resemble the "Got Milk" mustache.
Douche: Man I ate that box like it was my lunch!
Friend: I can tell, you still have a pussy mustache going on!
Friend: I can tell, you still have a pussy mustache going on!
Pussy Mustache by Yekralem August 17, 2015
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