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Pussy mustache 

When a girl shaves her pubes into a mustache shape. Extra style points are often given if she achieves a handlebar shape and waxes the tips.
Your pussy mustache is tickling my sideburns, and I love it.
Pussy mustache by Whiskey151 August 1, 2018

Pussy Mustache 

Noun: The leftover vaginal secretion above the upper lip after oral sex. This resembles the "Got Milk" mustaches, though it is a mustache from pussy juice.
Bro 1: "Dude, I ate her out like it was my lunch!"
Bro 2: "I can tell by your pussy mustache."
Pussy Mustache by Yekralem August 23, 2015

pussy moustache

Hitler style bush of hair above the lips after puss- scaping.
Thought I as getting with the Furor when I went down on her. Had that Pussy Moustache hovering under my nose. Gave her my best "Seig Heil"!
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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