Definitions by Whiskey151

Pussy mustache

When a girl shaves her pubes into a mustache shape. Extra style points are often given if she achieves a handlebar shape and waxes the tips.

Your pussy mustache is tickling my sideburns, and I love it.

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When you take a starfish and repeatedly shove it up someone’s ass.

I went to grandmas house last night and walked in on grandpa star fisting her in the oysters and she loved it.

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