pussy meter

1. A guage that determines how much pussy one receives.
2. A material possession that enhances your attraction to the opposite sex.
3. A possession that enhances your chances of getting sex.
4. An item / object that would make someone feel the urge to sleep with you.
5. Potential chance to get some pussy!

This new car will surely enhance my pussy meter.
My pussy meter is at a thousand, thanks to these new nikes I'm wearing on the first day of school.
Women like me with a beard, I'm pretty sure it adds 10 points to my pussy meter!
Wearing hammer pants in 2008 decreased my pussy meter by 100 points!

by Tyrone D December 3, 2007

pussypeter

An inverted penis and tiny ball sack resembling female genitalia.

Tom only screws the ladies in the dark with a strap on. Even though he has a pussypeter he keeps it real.

by Teepeetree November 10, 2017

pussometer

Handy tool for keeping track of the potential pussy you may receive in a week.

Kaleb always forgets his pussometer at home but lucky for him, Tim always brings a spare. pussypussy meter

by SuperDaddySweetDick March 22, 2016

Pussimeter sensor

This is a sensor on your phone that recognizes when potential plus he is coming your direction.

Damn, look at the hottie Sam pulled he must have his pussimeter sensor in

by Puerto Rican chocolat thunder May 3, 2018