Purpledicular 

Because the thing was purple and had to be perpendicular

The neon signs were purpledicular.

Purpledicular by Amc088 November 17, 2012

Purpledickuler 

A penis so hard that it's turned purple and sits at a perfect right angle to the body when laying back.

"Hey Dave, you're looking chirpy mate."
"Oh man. Had a major sex session last night. My little man was so hard it was practically Purpledickuler to my body. She rode me reverse cowgirl and we managed to watch the entire Lord of the Rings Trilogy"

Purpledickuler by Mr Fury January 19, 2019

Purplediculous 

(adjective): A term denoting something utterly absurd, nonsensical, or preposterous, particularly in its perpendicularity to conventional norms or expectations. It encapsulates a state of extreme ludicrousness, often with a surreal or fantastical twist, reminiscent of the color purple. The word intertwines the concept of perpendicularity, implying a departure from the norm in a direction that is both unexpected and absurd.

The notion that unicorns roam the streets at night is simply purplediculous

Purplediculous by Pixylicious March 15, 2024