purple toe

an imaginary disease I made up to get out of work usually lasts one day... usually

Friend: hey you didn't go to work yesterday

Me: na man I had Purple Toe
Friend: ouch did it hurt

Me: no
Friend: is your toe still purple
Me: it was never was

Friend: oh ok? glad your feeling better
Me: thanks

by marc0fthebeast December 12, 2011

Purple toe

Something me bruvver won't shutup about. I mean, he just keeps going on about it, man!

Jon: I have a Purple Toe!
Gaz: SHUTUP ALREADY!
*Beats Jon with an Iron bar*

by Gaz: The Purple Toe Hater December 14, 2004

purple toe

when you get your toe cut off it turns purple

his toe is about to become a purple toe

by jamie baldwin November 24, 2006

purple toes

when you got nervous feet

“i cant do it man…. i’m scared”-jim
“you got purple toes”-dan
“yeah i’m scared bro”-jim

by edna5000 May 30, 2022

Purple-Toed

When a hypothetical person or president sneaks into your room and sucks your toes until they are purple and lifeless.

“Damn, is she okay? She’s walking funny.”
“Pretty sure she got purple-toed last night.”

by thursdaygirl October 11, 2023

Purpletooth Posse

A group of people, usually women, who get drunk on red wine as a group. The Purpletooth Posse forms at nearly any social occasion where wine is served. Especially popular are "Girls dinners" and "Book Clubs". Can be recognised by glowing purple teeth fluttering eyes and slurred speech.

I got home last night and the purpletooth posse was in full effect. I think each of them drank two bottles and not one was making any sense. I just went out to the garage and ignored them.

by majoricehole March 7, 2011

purplette

A girl with purple hair, much like a pinkette

Natsuki is a pinkette, but Yuri is a purplette

by HatChold February 23, 2023