Purple Mike

Small circular purple pills containing a form of psychedelic ingredient known as lysergic acid (LSD).

Stacey took a purple mike pill before heading downtown.

by RG68 November 09, 2007

Purple Mike

The act of purposely sticking your finger through the toilet paper to tickle your dirty butthole.

I was feeling really down because i fly my wingsuit with my knees bent so i gave myself a Purple Mike to raise my spirits... But it didnt work and now im even sadder than before...

by Jimbo Big Slice January 08, 2021