puppyism 

The common act of purchasing a puppy as a symbolic replacement for a child between a couple in a relationship. Most commonly occurs before marriage when a couple in a relationship seek further means to bind them together without going as far as having a child together.

"I can't believe they want to get a pet together after only dating for half a year", said Jessica.
"Haven't you heard? Puppyism is the best form of birth control. Instead of having a child, they'll just have a dog", replied Nick.

puppyism by NuckRW March 30, 2008

Puppyism 

To follow around, or "suck someones cock" all day.

Dude Jake was following Diana around all day at school. Yeah I heard Jake loves her and is making her feel bad to back out with her. Dude thats puppyism.

Puppyism by Your Mothers Pseudonym June 20, 2010

Puppyism 

Being racist to puppies.

"I hate puppies so much!"
"Jeff that's Puppyism."

Puppyism by Floppingman November 21, 2022

poppyism

Southern grandfather sayings

Examples of a Poppyism:

“You don’t know sh*t from Shinola”

“Spray them pits and eat them grits”

“Get yo head outta bed you ain’t listening to a thing I said”

poppyism by anonymous April 12, 2021

puppyish 

#1 Something related to are like a puppy

#2 (typically of an action) cute and adorable, something a puppy would do

#1 That cloud looks puppyish

#2 She did a little puppyish dance

puppyish by SomeCaliGirl June 6, 2023